Hello there…

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Albanian

And as we note in the Other Place, all Radiant Products are guaranteed to be handmade by guttering candlelight by illiterate Albanian schoolchildren. You will be helping them to strive for a Radiant Future by supporting their hard work, while their eyesight still holds up. Invest in these products otherwise this helpless baffin will unfortunately have to be shot to save money on birdseed. The matter is entirely in your own hands. May the Lord light up your life.

Musk

Well. We are advised to get up to 300 words in order that Elon Musk and his cohorts approve of us. So let us tell you about a funny thing that happened to us on the way to the pawnshop. There was this bloke, I think he was Irish, and he was talking to this bird. Polish, probably. And then, all of a sudden, and you won’t believe this, the most amazing thing happened. It was like this. It just came of out of the blue.

Keats

Suddenly, without any intimation whatsoever, I mean nobody knew that this was going to happen or anything. Well, how could you? I mean, sometimes things just happen without any reason, I suppose. I dunno, I mean I’m not a metaphysicist or anything. So anyway, as I say, there they were, just chatting about this and that, and probably the other, when all of a sudden, without any warning… OK, there we are, 300.

3 thoughts on “Hello there…

  1. Hi!
    We are Dirty Noiz (Vangelis Kasiaras and Dimitris Giannelos) a producers/songwriters duo based in Athens ,Greece and we would like to present to you our song (Bad guy), which we have decided to be our next release. It is a pop song with disco and nu disco influences.
    It would be our great pleasure if you want it and you have the disposition to listen to our work and if you are interested and you can of course, to tell us your opinion. The truth is that it would be a great honor for us to release our next song through your label.
    We have already made a release “Dirty Noiz & Alex Holmes – Papa”, you can listen to it too if you want! Our first song is currently being played on many radio stations all over the world (at the moment the song is played on about 200-300 radio stations) .
    Please do not hesitate to contact us for anything you need.
    We will be very happy to hear from you!

    https://soundcloud.com/user-142004713/dirty_noiz_bad_guy/s-3dIXO13Kk0l?si=45179c08ffe74ee6b402aa5516133092&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

    Good luck and happy listening!

    All the best ,

    Dirty Noiz

  2. Dear sir/madam,

    My name is angel, i am a guitar player and song writer. I would love to work with you. I am Spanish and this is my music https://m.youtube.com/@angeltcmusic1/videos

    God bless you, cheers.

    1. I see. But why?

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