Welcome to the fully-ruggedised, alternatively-factual Radiant Future site. If you, like so many others, make your own decisions based largely upon information, then you have come to the right place.
Dive
Here you can find all Radiant Future’s lifestyle-enhancing products. Allow us to whisk you off (but not literally) to a world of glamorous, lifestyle-enhancing accessories including music, posters and books. So what are you waiting for? Dive right in to the extensive Radiant Future catalogue, and hold on tight.
Albanian
And as we note in the Other Place, all Radiant Products are guaranteed to be handmade by guttering candlelight by illiterate Albanian schoolchildren. You will be helping them to strive for a Radiant Future by supporting their hard work, while their eyesight still holds up. Invest in these products otherwise this helpless baffin will unfortunately have to be shot to save money on birdseed. The matter is entirely in your own hands. May the Lord light up your life.
Musk
Well. We are advised to get up to 300 words in order that Elon Musk and his cohorts approve of us. So let us tell you about a funny thing that happened to us on the way to the pawnshop. There was this bloke, I think he was Irish, and he was talking to this bird. Polish, probably. And then, all of a sudden, and you won’t believe this, the most amazing thing happened. It was like this. It just came of out of the blue.
Keats
Suddenly, without any intimation whatsoever, I mean nobody knew that this was going to happen or anything. Well, how could you? I mean, sometimes things just happen without any reason, I suppose. I dunno, I mean I’m not a metaphysicist or anything. So anyway, as I say, there they were, just chatting about this and that, and probably the other, when all of a sudden, without any warning… OK, there we are, 300.