Hello there…

Welcome to the fully-ruggedised, alternatively-factual Radiant Future site. If you, like so many others, make your own decisions based largely upon information, then you have come to the right place.

Radiant Future

Dive

Here you can find all Radiant Future’s lifestyle-enhancing products. Allow us to whisk you off (but not literally) to a world of glamorous, lifestyle-enhancing accessories including music, posters and books. So what are you waiting for? Dive right in to the extensive Radiant Future catalogue, and hold on tight.

Albanian

And as we note in the Other Place, all Radiant Products are guaranteed to be handmade by guttering candlelight by illiterate Albanian schoolchildren. You will be helping them to strive for a Radiant Future by supporting their hard work, while their eyesight still holds up. Invest in these products otherwise this helpless baffin will unfortunately have to be shot to save money on birdseed. The matter is entirely in your own hands. May the Lord light up your life.

Musk

Well. We are advised to get up to 300 words in order that Elon Musk and his cohorts approve of us. So let us tell you about a funny thing that happened to us on the way to the pawnshop. There was this bloke, I think he was Irish, and he was talking to this bird. Polish, probably. And then, all of a sudden, and you won’t believe this, the most amazing thing happened. It was like this. It just came of out of the blue.

Keats

Suddenly, without any intimation whatsoever, I mean nobody knew that this was going to happen or anything. Well, how could you? I mean, sometimes things just happen without any reason, I suppose. I dunno, I mean I’m not a metaphysicist or anything. So anyway, as I say, there they were, just chatting about this and that, and probably the other, when all of a sudden, without any warning… OK, there we are, 300.

11 thoughts on “Hello there…

  1. Dear sir/madam,

    My name is angel, i am a guitar player and song writer. I would love to work with you. I am Spanish and this is my music https://m.youtube.com/@angeltcmusic1/videos

    God bless you, cheers.

    1. I see. But why?

  2. Trying to order “Something for the Weekend”. Can’t find it on this site. Help!

    1. Halfway down the page, my friend:

      https://radiantfuture.eu/

  3. Hello, Martin. I’m in Austin, Texas where I host podcast about Sparks. I’ve been on a mission to interview prominent players in their history, so it’s inevitable that your name should hit my radar. In fact, a mutual acquaintance of ours pointed me here to the Radiant Future website. I was wondering if I could trouble you for a brief phone or Skype interview about your contributions to Kimono, as well as your work with Jet, Radio Stars, and your current work here. Love the new stuff! –Christian Huey, host of All You Ever Think About Is Sparks. christianchuey@gmail.com

    1. Always happy to step into the real world, of course.

  4. Hi there!

    Excuse me: do you sell We Love You? a double CD with Rolling Stones versions?
    Let me know please.
    Thanks!

    1. I’m afraid that’s not one of ours, even though we have a track on it.

  5. Hello Martin
    Thanks for the cd and signed lyric sheet.
    Now that I realise I don’t have a cd player anymore, is there anywhere I can download the album to enjoy on various devices?

    1. Well, I must that buying a CD despite not having a device to play it is above and beyond the call of duty. Check your email for a solution!

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